Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II (1926-2022)

Three days before the tournament we learned of the sad passing of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.

It was right therefore to consider the status of the tournament and reflect on whether it should go ahead. The situation appeared more poignant as several of the pitches used in the tournament feature Her Majesty as a 00-scale figure. Back in 1973, Subbuteo had designed HRH, as part of the VIP Presentation Set (C135), and this figure had inspired many creations in and around the Stadium of Fingers.

She can be seen presenting the FA Cup in the Stadium, standing on the balcony of Buckingham Palace in the Anglo-Italian Pitch, serving sandwiches in pitchside kiosks in Old Subbuteo Town and the Seaside Pitch and doing Crouchโ€™s robot dance in Ken Corner. She also stands next to the Duke of Edinburgh to celebrate the many years they were together.

Her Majesty is featured in a piece of stained glass in the window of the Cathedral of Fingers, holding the FA Cup.

In addition, a team of HRH figures had been adapted to fit into some LW bases, to form the team known as Queenโ€™s Park Palace.

Queens Park Palace

So, the decision was made to hold the tournament out of respect, and out of celebration and remembrance for a life lived full of loyal service.

It was also agreed that Queenโ€™s Park Palace would take part in the tournament, to be represented by several of the players.

Before the games kicked-off, the 22 players stood silently in the back garden, with nothing to be heard save the occasional chirp from a songbird. This peaceful and respectful silence was concluded with a hearty round of applause for our former Monarch - with us in spirit and in miniature, for the sixth Southend-on-Sea Old Subbuteo tournament.

Her Majesty presents the FA Cup to the Lone Subbuteo Figure, receiving it on behalf of all who dreamed one day to hold it aloft!
Her Majesty in stained glass in the Cathedral of Fingers
...serving sandwiches in the 'Lite Bite' sandwich bar in Old Subbuteo Town
...serving pies and general grub in the Stadium of Fingers
...serving baked brie with almonds and marinated mushrooms in Yuppie Corner
Her Majesty with the Duke of Edinburgh, celebrating life, loyalty and good humour.
The Union Jack on Buckingham Palace, lowered to half-mast.
Queens Park Palace lining up on the Anglo-Italian pitch

With 22 players turning up to take part in this year's event, the residents of the Mews had made some extra space available, with David hosting the Ewok Arena at Number 4, and Alex opening up her lounge to host the Subbuteo and the Beast pitch at Number 1. For the first time in SOS OSC history, four households had pooled their resources to welcome the Olds! ๐Ÿ˜€

So it was game on, with all players starting their meandering journey towards one or other of the trophies or medals.

Subbuteo & The Beast and the Ewok Arena in new venues.
The silverware. The Melee trophy on display for the first time.

Group A

The players...

Kev 'The Cat' Dyson
Kyle 'Cobra Kai Kicks' Jamieson
Rich 'Rocket' Roper
'Howzat Dave' James
Jack 'Off Target'
Mark 'Westy' West

The games...

Westy got off to a creditable start by keeping The Cat goalless on the Anglo-Italian Pitch.

Plenty of action in any game involving Rocket, saw him joining The Cat and Westy in the Stadium of Fingers Cup. Off Target joined Howzat Dave and Cobra Kai Kicks in the Scoundrels Cup.

The action...

Cobra Kai getting ready for some kicks in the Ewok Arena. Howzat Dave doesn't suspect a thing!
The resulting formation after Off Target and Westy had been playing for a half!
The Cat and Off Target - Beauty and the Beast - Which one is which? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜…
Westy attacking down the sunny side of the seaside pitch...
Off Target trying to work out what on earth to do now to fend off The Cat!
Rocket checking to see if it's time to start blocking Westy's attack...
Nice little move from Westy, who ends up on tippy-toes, reaching over the stand at its highest point to get a shot in!
Off Target, decidedly on target with this shot!
Love the way he asks Westy if he's ready! ๐Ÿ˜„
...Westy duly shepherds the ball round the post.

Group B

The players...

Fabio 'Donald Crowhurst' Bertola
John 'JohnClu48' Ellis
Gerald 'Malts' Brightwell
Will 'The Badger' Target
Andy 'PIM or ACM' Moreton
Malc 'Braveheart' Jamieson

The games...

2 points for a win

Closely contested with all players getting at least a couple of results. PIM played out a bunch of goalless draws, and the goal he did score was controversial! ๐Ÿ˜„ (Check the clip below!)

He joined Donald Crowhurst (recovering from an early defeat to top the group) and Braveheart in the Stadium of Fingers Cup. Malts found his true calling in the Scoundrels Cup, where he was joined by JohnClu48 and The Badger.

The action...

Braveheart starting an attack, looking to spring a surprise from the shadowy side of the Seaside Pitch. PIM/ACM looks like he's got this covered though! ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Malts on familiar territory in between the sticks on the Park Pitch. Braveheart weighs up his option after being expertly closed down... ๐Ÿค”
JohnClu48 is politely enquiring how Malts has managed to get all the fog down his end. Gerald explains his sneaky use of Maltese fog magic. John is less than impressed! ๐Ÿ˜„
The fog slowly disperses, but only after Malts has managed to get into prime position. John eventually sees through Malts' best attacking endeavours and defends resolutely. ๐Ÿง
PIM/ACM & Donald Crowhurst on the Anglo Italian pitch. It's a bit of a blurry pic, which helpfully hides creased face lines! ๐Ÿ˜Ž
The magic of the Hogwarts Pitch reflected in JohnCLU48's expression. It looks like he's absorbed in trying to avoid flicking a figure onto the train train, to meet an untimely end under the Hogwarts Express!
Malts at play! Plenty of chatter; he offers PIM/ACM the use of his own kicking keeper, and helps him use it. Then he gives him a corner when it was clearly his own goal kick. Your Subbuteo experience is not complete until you have played Gerald! ๐Ÿ˜„
PIM/ACM tries out the corner kicker on the Carpet Pitch. Great anticipation in the room, and equally great disappointment! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Note the use of the corner kicker confuses Malts every time. This time, an attempt to use his right back as a kicking keeper! ๐Ÿ˜…
PIM/ACM scores his one goal of his group B matches. It's controversial! You can decide... ๐Ÿง
The Badger gets straight into attack mode, but is foiled by needing to walk around the stadium to reach his attacker! ๐Ÿ˜ฃ
An action-packed Badger attack! First the goalie saves the ball and then the player. the centre forward then rebounds off the goalie, runs round to the ball, fires in a shot, where the goalie panics, smashes into the post and breaks both his legs! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
Let's have a quick look again at that fast-thinking centre-forward! ๐Ÿ˜Ž Remember that in the Stadium of Fingers, all figures are alive, with the ability to make decisions and moves, regardless of the decisions of the player flicking them! ๐Ÿ˜…

Group C

The players...

Carlo 'The Iceman' Lanfredi
Kevin 'Bishop FPV' Golloghly
Tony 'Len Shackleton Jnr' Banks
Neil 'Neilberto Sparkos' Sparkes
Rudi 'Snake70' Peterschinigg

The games...

The Iceman and Bishop FPV progressed philosophically through the group, and then met each other in the final match in the Stadium of Fingers. Here they each won their first point! ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜„

Snake70, Len Shackelton Jr and Neilberto Sparkos took points from each other and all qualified for the Stadium of Fingers Cup.

The action...

Just before Bishop FPV's first ever game at an SOS SOC event. He's playing the defending champion Snake70! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ Who organised the fixtures?! ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜„
Len Shackleton Jr and Snake70 playing at The Valley in a right pea-souper! ๐Ÿ˜„
Snake70 & The Iceman. Another one of those blurry pics that makes us look younger! ๐Ÿ˜€
Bishop FPV enjoying at attack in between what was essentially a backs-to-the-wall encounter with Neilberto Sparkos. Sorry Neilberto - missed capturing any of your three goals! ๐Ÿ˜‚
In this clip you can see one of Len Shackleton Jr's attackers emerging from the thick fog in an offside position. This has to go down as one of the unluckiest offsides in Subbuteo history! ๐Ÿคฃ
Neilberto Sparkos takes his first ever shot in the Stadium of Fingers. I think we can all agree that whilst the player missed the ball, it definitely had enough power to reach it! ๐Ÿ˜…
Of Len Shackleton, one of his contemporaries remarked: "Once in possession, and few can match his dexterity at bringing the ball under control, the ball becomes his slave. All the skills of inside forward play โ€“ dribbling, feinting, correct positioning and accurate passing are his to command."
So has Len Shackleton Jr in this clip! ๐Ÿ˜Ž
The decisive goal of the game.
Journalist Malcolm Hartley, wrote of Shackleton: "Apart from the adhesive ball control and breathtaking body swerve, Shack could hit a ball!"
So has Len Shackleton Jr in this clip! ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Bishop FPV's first ever shot in the Stadium of Fingers. Nearly snuck in as well, after sending the keeper the wrong way!
Here's The Iceman's first ever shot in the Stadium of Fingers! Probably got a tad over-excited as the player leapt over the cross-bar and landed in the upper tier! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜‚
The Iceman hanging on to a 0-0 score-line by the skin of his teeth. Almost misses with the kicking keeper, and then coolly knocks the ball back with a defender! ๐Ÿ˜Ž
It's all a bit too much for the nerves though, as he promptly boots the ball the length of the pitch ๐Ÿ˜„

The final whistle has gone and the realisation dawns on The Iceman he has won the game 0-0!! ๐Ÿ˜„
Very few players have an unbeaten record in the Stadium of Fingers. Bishop FVP and the Iceman are both in this distinguished club! ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Group D

The players...

Marco 'Ghigliotti09'
Simon 'HP Lovecraft' Goodman
Stewie 'Youbutteo' Grant
Nigel 'The Hawk' Morgan
Queens Park Palace
Steve 'Fingers' Moreton (guesting)

The games...

A hotly contested group for the top spot, with Ghigliotti09 taking the honours. This was fitting as Marco offered to play against himself using Queens Park Palace, resulting in the likely loss of a point! The Hawk came out on top with our indefatigable Youbbuteo! They both head to the Scoundrels Cup! ๐Ÿ˜Ž

The action...

Ghigliotti and The Hawk, working out where to plant trees!
In a venue far far away...
Keep it in the fog. The best tactic when playing Youbutteo! ๐Ÿ˜„
HP Lovecraft's long shot, shown in the clip 'QPP 2', below
Ghigliotti09 and The Hawk enjoying a brief moment without the fog in The Valley...
Fingers and HP Lovecraft (blurrily) demonstrating it is just about possible to play over the terracing in the Stadium of Fingers ๐Ÿ˜€

Queens Park Palace...

Her Majesties then played their debut in the Stadium of Fingers, with HP Lovecraft providing the opposition. The match was characterised by HP Lovecraft politely shooting wide of the target and Her Majesties not quite understanding that a blocking flick doesnโ€™t allow one to play the ball!

HP Lovecraft's first shot in the Stadium of Fingers. Just wide though as it would be bad form to score against Queen's Park Palace, while Her Majesty is watching her team play from the Royal Box! ๐Ÿ˜‰
A long range effort - but once again, the ball passes the post in exactly the same spot!
Her Majesty has the knack of touching the ball after a long curly blocking flick. Sure a royal prerogative means this should be ruled as an interception? Apparently, the blocking rule is due to be repealed at the next sitting of Parliamentโ€ฆ
The curved shooting line was called into action when the Linesman attempted to call Her Majesty offside, however VAR clearly shows she was not beyond the last defender. Interviewed after the game, her Majesty said โ€œOne was not goal-hanging. One was merely making good use of the curved shooting line.
Another skilful yet (currently) illegal block.
Her Majesty then appears to lose it and launched oneself into the crowd. A spokesperson for the Royal Household said โ€œHer Majesty has always been a fan of Eric Cantona.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜„
One final attempt from HP Lovecraft. Getting closer, but still managing to avoid a stay in The Tower.

The next game was with Youbutteo in the fog. The first half saw a defensive error from The Lady in Waiting (Kicking Keeper), and Youbutteo was left with an open goal. Showing no concern that he might be about to enter a 'not-so-open' gaol, he slotted it home. The second half was a different matter entirely, with a Royal Hat-Trick in 4 minutes and 32 seconds!

Here's the pick of the bunch, although you'll need the action replay to complete the picture!
OK artist's impression of the action replay...! ๐Ÿ™„
Action replay! Youbutteo's keeper saved the shot, but Her Majesty was not to be denied! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

The Hawk was the next player to risk being locked in the Tower when he scored a goal with 'Lady in Waiting' out. To be fair though it was a nice finish so he promptly received a Royal Pardon. The regular royal comeback then ensued with Her Majesties sending themselves victorious! ๐Ÿ˜„

The opener from The Hawk
The equaliser
The Hawk foiled by Great British defence (and as Simon pointed out, an offside player!) ๐Ÿ˜‰
Probably curl of the day on any pitch! Chapeau Your Majesty! ๐Ÿ˜€

Lunchtime

Stadium of Fingers Cup

Queens Park Palace were represented by Ghigliotti in the 1st Round and by Fingers in the epic QF shoot-out with Snake70

The action...

After a 1-1 draw, Neilberto Sparkos got through 2-1 on shots.
Both players were destined to meet again in the Melee! ๐Ÿ˜€
The first encounter of the afternoon between these two Olds.
Donald Crowhurst keeps out Len Shackleton Jr to win 1-0.
In the shoot-out with Snake70, Her Majesty was majestic in goal! ๐Ÿ˜„
Some shots however were just too good!
This was the closest shave Snake70 had all afternoon. One shot from elimination, but he held his nerve!
Snake70's winning goal in the SoF Cup Final came early!
The Cat foiled by the half-time Smiths Pinger! ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜„
Here's how to avoid a forced throw-in! ๐Ÿ˜Ž
A great chance to put the result beyond doubt...
The Cat foiled by the full-time Smiths Pinger! ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜„
Although there wasn't a massive live on-line audience for this event, these six spectators were engrossed in the Final!

Stadium of Fingers Cup Presentations

Snake70 retains the Stadium of Fingers Cup.
He's now held this from 2019 to 2022! ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Another award for The Cat.
He'll be needing a new 00-scale trophy cabinet soon! ๐Ÿ˜„

Old Subby Cup

A cracking cup run from Rocket - All close games with goals galore!
Queen's Park Palace were represented by Braveheart in the semi-final.

The action...

The return match between these two Olds, with a different result!
Len Shackleton Jr playing a couple of one-twos with the Death Star! ๐Ÿ˜„
Braveheart representing Queens Park Palace saves from Rocket's rocket!
Queens Park Palace come from behind again to win 2-1
More defending as we head to a shoot-out after a 1-1 draw...

After getting knocked out by Queens Park Palace, Braveheart played with them in the semi-final with Rocket.

The recording got corrupted, so an attempt was made to record the recording using a phone. The coverage below is the result...

The first 4 minutes...
The next 10 minutes...
The rest of the game & shoot-out

Old Subby Cup Presentations

In 2019 it was the S'Fortunato Finger Cup.
In 2022 it's the Old Subby Cup. A meteoric rise for Rocket! ๐Ÿ˜„
Len Shackleton Jr's first event.
Hopefully many more to come!

Scoundrels Cup

Both emerging from goalless mornings, Malts and The Badger clearly perform better after a hog-roast! ๐Ÿ˜„

The action...

A 270-degree curl from Bishop FVP creates a chance. Cobra Kai's keeper parries to the left back ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Cobra Kai kicks, flicks and hits the post!
After the ball entered the net, the players discussed whether the ball was over the line. The agreed to do a VAR and play on as if a goal had been scored. After the game many interested folk crowded round the PC monitor. The Decision - 'Goal'!
Her Majesty decided to review the VAR decision.
It was a close call, but the temptation to shoot was too strong!
A goal was therefore awarded by Royal Decree! ๐Ÿ˜„
The Iceman takes on The badger, with Off Target (from the badger family), watching on impartially!
After a 1-1 draw, a wing/paw-shake between The Hawk and The Badger, before going to a shoot-out
JohnClu48 was the next player to fall prey to The Badger, in The Valley.
If Howzat Dave has scored here, he would have made it to the Scoundrels Final. This is not easy to do when you are playing the Honorary President of The Scoundrels! ๐Ÿ˜…
A Hawks-eye view of The Hawk, playing in the Stadium of Fingers (photo courtesy of the Goodyear Blimp)
Camera's were operated by Chris all day! Thanks Chris! ๐Ÿ˜€
The Badger does a pitch-long move to open the scoring ๐Ÿฆก
The Hawk is a tad disappointed with his keeper. ๐Ÿ˜ฃ
The Hawk swoops over the terracing to equalise! ๐Ÿฆ…
Malts pauses during the final. Although, he's not working out his next move - He's working out what he is going to say next! ๐Ÿ˜…
The Badger plans his next attack, unaware that Malts is feeling very secure behind his favourite goalposts...

Scoundrels Cup Presentations

Malts claiming what has probably always been his - The Scoundrels Cup!
The Badger wins silverware (mostly plastic!) in his first SOS OSC event!

S'Fortunato Finger Cup

Off Target was definitely On Target in the shoot-outs!

The action...

If these gents had known their day would conclude on their knees playing on the Carpet Pitch, would they have turned up? ๐Ÿ˜„
It's not easy to play the final of the SFortunato Finger Cup on the grass, while keeping a straight face! ๐Ÿ˜„

S'Fortunato Finger Cup Presentations

This trophy now stands proudly in Off Target's office.
You can imagine the conversations...
Colleague "Before we start, what's with that gleaming trophy?
Off Target: "Did you ever play Subbuteo as a kid?"
After a morning of challenging matches, The Hawk plays in the Scoundrels Cup, loses in a shoot-out in the Stadium of Fingers, and then finds himself in the S'Fortunato Finger Cup, winning the coveted Runners-Up Award!

The Melee

The Melee was first played in the 2019 event, when became clear that something else was needed to complement the 4 Finals, for the Olds that had the misfortune to get knocked out in the various cups, to play one last game.

This time it was a 6-a-side Melee, with all players slotting smoothly into their respective roles, albeit after a brief period of general bewilderment.

Player 1 โ€“ Attacker if the ball is in the attacking half

Player 2 โ€“ Attacker if the ball is in the defending half

Player 3 โ€“ Blocking if the ball is in the attacking half

Player 4 โ€“ Blocking if the ball is in the defending half

Player 5 โ€“ Goalkeeper, kicking goalie and goal-kicks

Player 6 โ€“ Special Teams (Free-kicks, throw-ins, corner-kicks and positional flicks)

Bishop FPV about to block a flick from Braveheart. PIM/ACM concentrates between the sticks and The Iceman waits patiently to fulfil his 'special teams' role...
JohnClu84 pointing out Ghigliotti09 should be doing something!
Ghigliotti09 promptly does something! ๐Ÿ˜„

The teams were chosen with little controversy. It was easy to do as half were stood on one side of the table and the other half were stood on the other side. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

The controversy was with the figures each team was given to play with.

Apparently, if you're life-long die-hard supporter of Plymouth Argyle, it is not OK to be asked to play against them!

Westy sums the situation up well in this clip. If you are averse to seeing PAFC tattoos, look away now! ๐Ÿ˜…

Some glorious reactions to what would ordinarily be standard Subbuteo flicks.

First Neilbertos Sparkos does a quality curling block. Then Braveheart does a nice midfield curl followed by a clumsy flick. These are probably the most enthusiastic reactions to midfield play in a game of Subbuteo, since it first appeared in the Boys Own Magazine in 1946! ๐Ÿ˜‚

This is how to celebrate getting knocked out of all the cups! ๐Ÿ˜„
The Melee Winners.
Left to right: Braveheart, Cobra Kai Kicks, Westy, Youbutteo, Neilberto Sparkos.
The Melee Runners-Up.
Left to right: JohnClu48, Howzat Dave, Bishop FPV, Ghigliotti09, The Iceman.
Melee Grinners!

90-Second Tour

A short clip that was promoted by the English Subbuteo Association

The Line-Up

No doubt soon to be immortalised as a model in the Stadium of Fingers.
...The Badger appears to be keeping a low profile ๐Ÿ˜„

A Summary...

This pic sums up the day. This is the reaction to the wonder block-flick by Neilberto Sparkos.
...all of these players are from the other team! ๐Ÿ˜„
Or maybe this pic sums up the day?
Or the epic dropping of the FA Cup lid? ๐Ÿ˜„
Some folk are not that interested... ๐Ÿ™„
This is the pic.

Join the revolutions...

THE BEGINNING

Chapter 1

"In the beginning, the world was without table football, and void and darkness reigned.

Then William L. Keeling did create New Footy in 1929.

And the Spirit of William L. Keeling moved upon the surface of the table, and figures were formed upon curved bases.

And there was Table Footballโ€ฆ

And Peter Adolph saw the New Footy, and saw that it was good: And Peter Adolph did invent Subbuteo.

And Peter Adolph said, Let there be a green cloth for which to play Subbuteo upon: and it was so.

And Peter Adolph said, Let Subbuteo bring forth the Flat figure, to curl upon the green cloth: and it was so. And Peter Adolph saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good.

And there was evening and the morning.

Lo, in 1969, Peter Adolph sold the rights of Subbuteo to Waddingtons. Waddingtons, begat Hasbro, and in 2005, Hasbro did create flat photorealistic card-style figures.

A few years earlier, God did create Adam Lundy and Adam Kilgallon. Adam and Adam did play a game using the Photoreal figures. The game was without goals, and the evening and the morning saw both Adams crowned as the "Disputed Photoreal Subbuteo Champions of the World."

This is the story of the oft despised and downtrodden Photoreal Subbuteo figures.

When they were produced, according to Subbuteo guru, Peter Upton the figures received a lot of criticism from the table soccer community, most notably from existing players - moaning chiefly about playability. They fail to aid shooting and chipping, and cannot be used for long accurate glides, and lack the softer touch when reaching the ball. Comments have also been made about how cheap the product looks.

These comments were borne out when Table Football Monthly reviewed the figures. After a forlorn session, an exasperated Keith Littler explains: "The playing figures are total rubbish!... if you want to play it, particularly if you want to play against somebody, I'm afraid it is misery on a table - It's joyless!"

So, this is the story of the misunderstood underdog, loved by no-one and left in a box with the lid on for so long...too long!

The experiments...

The Friends of Old Subbuteo committed to trying the Photoreal Figures out, in practice, in friendly games in the Old Sods OldSubbuteo Club and the Rochford and Southend Casual Subbuteo Club, where they faired creditably, with a mix of inspired success and dismal failure.

They were also given a run-out in the more competitive TSPA circuit, where the 13th place out of 13 entries was not to be unexpected. However, even in this reputable company, the Photoreal figures were not without promise. It became clear that while the figure were challenging to play with, they have special gifts, and with love and care, they can uplift the soul!

The clips below show some of the unique moves they can make (some legal and others less so!)

The Corner
The 'Lean and Nod'
The Jump Shot
The Penalty Curl
The Double Team
The 4 Player Block
The Volley from the Corner
The Spin Pass
The Spin Pen
The Power Shot
The Long Curl
The Move
Trying some expansive play
More expansive play...
The swerve shot
8 out of 10 shots that expressed a preference ended up in the net!
To get a tight curl, the player has to head-butt the ground! ๐Ÿ˜„
A move on-the-fly foiled by the keeper! ๐Ÿ˜ซ
More on-the-fly action (with an 'illegal' picking up of a player), which means this goal will be disallowed! ๐Ÿ˜ซ
The 'Over The Shoulder' Shot

The Disputed Photoreal Subbuteo World Champion

Since Subbuteo released the Photoreal figures back in 2005, no doubt there have been countless games in the living rooms of the world. To our knowledge none of the results have ever been recorded, and no official event has ever been staged.

Therefore, it is unlikely that there is a Photoreal Subbuteo World Champion. To rectify this travesty, a trophy has been made, with the help of 'Jaguar Design and Print' who made a giant figure, which sits on a Subbuteo lamp base, and trophy base from 'Trophiesr4us'.

The legitimacy of this trophy in indisputable, and it will hopefully be a zenith for Subbuteo players everywhere!

The giant photoreal figure plays ok!
Ready for the next game!

Chronicles - April 2022

c2010: Adam 'Puffin' Lundy drew a game with Adam Kilgallon. Each with one hand on the trophy.

April 2022: Fingers beat Puffin, Adam K drew with Fingers. Fingers replaces Puffin with one hand on the trophy. Adam K keeps his hand on it...

April 2022: Fingers drew with Ute, Rocket, JohnClu48, Spudksi. These 4 'Old Sods' all have a finger on the trophy...

Check out the clips from these games (Video by Simon Bodily)

Numbers - June 2022

June 2022: Adam draws 1-1 with Ute, and gets a tenuous finger back on the trophy, courtesy of Ute's 'trophied finger' from his draw with Fingers back in April...

Puffin's 1-0 victory replacing Finger's hand on the trophy for a Puffin wing! ๐Ÿ˜„

Fingers owned by Ute, Rocket, Spudski, & JohnClu48 were prised off, as they were only there vicariously, through their draw with former disputed champion, Fingers!

Surely a showdown beckons between the 2 Adams, to become the Undisputed Old Sod, crowned the Disputed Photoreal Subbuteo World Champion!

After his 1-1 draw with Ute, Adam 'Puffin' Lundy gets a finger on the trophy!
Puffin 1 Fingers 0. Puffin now has a full wing on the trophy!
Check out the goals from the day๐Ÿ˜€ (Video compiled by Simon Bodily)
The value of having a firm, but flexible goalie!
Cheeky little lob from a corner! ๐Ÿ˜€
The montage...

The first regular trophy won by the Photoreals!

This was the monthly WASPA event run by Chasers Subbuteo Club (Chadwell Heath & South Essex, Romford Subbuteo)

After a creditable 1-1 draw with Gary Gladwell, with a last-minute curled shot, the chaps went from strength to strength to finish unbeaten, and astoundingly, top of the table! ๐Ÿ˜€

Here they are with their trophy!

2023 - Leviticus

At the February TSPA event, the Photoreal Subbuteo Club High Priest, Adam 'Puffin' Lundy, played once more with Steve 'Fingers' Moreton. This time Puffin lost his wing on the trophy as Fingers' fingers once again grasped it with relish!

April saw a newcomer to the Photoreal Subbuteo Club - Kyle 'Cobra Kai Kicks' Jamieson! Having never played with these figures before, he gamely agreed to a match with Fingers, after they had both got knocked out of the Chasers Spring Open.

During the game Kyle made some spectacular saves. both posts and the crossbar were also involved, and on occasion his keeper saved without any assistance!

For such a spirited first effort, Kyle deserved all the luck, and the game finished 0-0. This means he has a finger on the trophy, with a genuine bona fide legitimate claim to be the Disputed Photoreal Subbuteo World Champion! ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Admiral Court Care Home, Subbuteo and the Admiral kit

An invitation

Brian asked the Friends of Old Subbuteo if they would run a demonstration Subbuteo session at Admiral Court Care Home in Leigh-on-Sea.

The Friends of Old Subbuteo said "Yeesssss!", and it was game on! ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Lee turned up after 3 hours kip from doing his night shift at the home ๐Ÿ˜ด kitted out in his England 1982 Admiral shirt to match the team he was playing with.

England were playing against Plymouth Argyle...!

The event drew a bit of a crowd, with many residents popping in to watch some of the action.

The game...

Steve (Plymouth Argyle) and Lee (England 1982) played out two halves, and at 2-2 after about an hour, the classic 'next goal wins' principle, from 'the-sun-is-going-down-and-it's-dinnertime' rulebook was enacted! ๐Ÿ˜…

Lee's defence stood firm, ably supported by a 00-scale Mick Mills and Kenny Sansom, and after length of the pitch breakaway move, Paul Mariner scored the winning goal.

Some of the residents got involved in the game with Martin starring at the England goalie (Ray Clemence), and Lena making some quality offside decisions - once by raising her mince pie and once by raising her glass of wine. Both great decisions - no need for VAR!

Getting ready to play...

The early arrivals, ready for a game of two halves, where everyone will give 110%, hoping at the end of the day they will be "Over the moon Brian"! ๐Ÿ˜„
Lee kitted up in the shirt to match the figures he is playing with. Steve had left his football shirt in Sports Direct, not realising Lee would be so into it! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Match action...

After a perfect throw-in, Keegan chips the keeper to score England's first goal!
Sansom about to take the throw-in for Keegan to score...
After Robson was fouled, Hoddle scores the equaliser from the direct free kick!
Lee about to score by flicking Kevin Keegan, who will do a lovely chip over the keeper.
Steve a bit late to attempt a save with his keeper... ๐Ÿ™„
Martin getting ready to play as the goalie - rolling back the years! ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Martin now taking the throw-in. He's only gone and lobbed it straight to the player's feet! ๐Ÿ˜Ž Is there no limit to this man's talent??! ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜€

Back at the home...26th Feb 2022

A return to Admirals Court after the winter lockdown, saw Shadnam playing a 'special teams' role, taking the throw-ins and corner kicks.

Truth be said - she came to Lee's rescue! Lee was playing Mansfield and was 2-0 down to Steve's Plymouth at halftime. The second half saw a spirited fightback, with Plymouth being pegged back to 2-2!

Steve and Lee then played an England (Lee) v Scotland (Steve) game, where the tartan army threatened to run amok!

The final score was England 0 Scotland 3!

A few interested spectators wandered through, and there was also a bit of air-hockey happening, that afternoon, with Brian showing some quality skills with the puck.

Shadnam and Lee teaming up but being fended off by Steve's goalie...
This time the dreaded duo breached the defence. If you watch closely, you can see the first forward head-butting the post, and rebounding to set the ball up for his teammate. His teammate then blasts the ball passed the hapless goalie, and sprints to the corner flag, where he leaps out of his base to do a slide goal celebration! ๐Ÿ˜‚
The celebrating player!
Ready for Subbuteo with air-hockey in the background.

Westcliff SVP

Westcliff SVP was created in 2000, and has been involved in supporting homeless people through the Winter Night Shelter and many vulnerable people within the community who need a hand with bills, food parcels, necessities, emotional / spiritual support and other services

In the Summer of 2021, as lockdown restrictions were eased, the Friends of Old Subbuteo were asked to hold a Subbuteo event at their Community Support Hub. The Friends of Old Subbuteo don't need a second invite to arrange a local Subbuteo event, so it was game on!

The event

This was either the first time anyone had played Subbuteo, or the first time for at least a couple of decades!

With two tables set up, there was a chance for anyone to have a go, and with a barbecue being prepared and served by our host and event organiser Daniel, there was a relaxed atmosphere for folks to eat, chat and play, as they wished.

In the end, 5 games were played, some lasting around 20 minutes with others played for nearly an hour! For some (especially Lee), once the playing got started, it wasn't very easy to stop! ๐Ÿ˜… The game with Elliot was a bit of a marathon, and eventually needed settling with an epic shootout.

The games

Lee 2 v 2 Steve (Lee won 1-0 on shots)

Chris 1 v 0 Alex

Steve 1 v 0 Jimmy

Lee 0 v 0 Elliot (Lee won 4-2 on shots)

Graham ? v ? Russell

The result of the game between Graham and Russell is unrecorded. It might go down as a mythical Subbuteo incident - a mystery never to be solved(!) ๐Ÿค” ...or, it might be we find this out at the next event!

The action...

Steve on the attack and shoots! In the background Graham and Russell are playing that mythical mystery Subbuteo match
Steve has clearly missed the target , as Lee is taking a goal kick. In the background, is a goal being scored in the mystery match?
Chris and Alex in the foreground, with Lee and Elliot drawing what is to date, a record crowd attendance for a game of Subbuteo at Westcliff SVP!
Half way through their epic encounter, Lee fends off an Elliot attack. Elliot plays in a thoughtful, yet casual style. Lee is more your 'all-action' type of player!
Elliot lines up for a shot on goal...
Lee being goalie while eating cake!
Elliot is more of an Orangina goalie!
The shootout... Elliot blasts this one wide! ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
Lee chips into the roof of the net - first time he's played? ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Next event is planned for October 2021... watch this space! ๐Ÿ˜€

October 2021

The event

The second event at Westcliff SVP saw several closely contested games, which adopted a variety of formats. Singles, doubles and games purely consisting of shoot-outs were held, to give all a chance to get involved in a way that suited them.

Also, Russell was there, which gave the opportunity to explore what happened in that mythical unrecorded match in the Summer. Apparently both he and Graham had played Subbuteo as teenagers, but with the decades since had forgotten the rules and most of the skills(!). This didn't deter them from playing a game where the rules were agreed on as the game progressed. Russell magnanimously admitted to winning the tight affair 1-0, attributing the victory to a healthy slice of good fortune.

The games

Steve 1 v 1 Chris

Russell 2 v 2 Steve

Catherine 1 v 0 Steve (Shots)

Russell 0 v 3 Nate (Shots)

Nate 4 - 3 Russell (Shots)

Nate 2 - 1 Chris

Nate/Steve 1 - 0 Chris/Russell

Some action between Steve and Russell, with the corner-kicker also being used for goalie drop-kicks ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
Steve equalised to make it 2-2 with Russell, who confirms the ball crossed the line (no need for VAR!)
Russell was about to take part in a shoot-out with Nate. Nate had never flicked a Subbuteo player before, so Russell was adopting a relaxed manner...maybe too relaxed! ๐Ÿ˜…
Nate, as it turned out, was a natural - with a smooth action and accuracy. This was a surprise to Nate, who was amazed as he won the first shoot-out 3-0. It was also a surprise to Russell! ๐Ÿ˜‚
The shoot-out rematch. Russell (Spurs fan) missed his first two shots, but nets the third shot against Nate (Arsenal fan)
A relaxed interpretation of the shooting rules, sees Nate allowed to have another go, which was duly buried!
It's getting competitive now, as Nate blasts wide...
The winning shot - Arsenal 4 Spurs 3.
Chris is through on goal, trying to come back from 2-0 down against Nate, who is having none of it...
What proved to be a consolation goal by Chris. Arguably a tad offside, but the ref was too busy filming! ๐Ÿ™„
Nate, using the 'France 98' throw-in figure.
Chris about to score that controversially offside goal!
The aftermath of Russell's first shoot-out attempt, after his 5 yard run-up from the other side of the room! ๐Ÿ˜…

Nate at the top of the table - Never played before today! Catherine also flicked for the first time, with a 100% record!

July 2022

The event

A relaxed affair saw a mixture of activity, with some singles and doubles matches mixed with some penalty shoot-outs.

The shootouts are proving to be a great way for folks to get involved - not needing to commit to a full match, and still able to have a flick-to-kick experience! ๐Ÿ˜€

Peter, Alex, Chris and Steve shared a few games, then Jamie and Catherine joined in with some penalty shoot-out action...

Catherine kept up her 100% goal-scoring feats. To date, every shot she has ever taken in her life has finished up in the back of the net! ๐Ÿ˜Ž (2 out of 2!)

The games

Steve 1 v 0 Peter

Chris 1 - 1 Alex

Steve/Chris 1 - 1 Alex/Peter

Shootout goals...

Jamie wins with 2, Alex, Catherine, Steve and Chris manage to net 1, Peter was foiled by the keeper and then hit the post!

Alex scored her first goal - from a corner, but the cameraman was too slow to get it. ๐Ÿ™„ So we replayed it! ๐Ÿ˜„
Chris equalising - He tried not to look too pleased, but we can plainly see he failed miserably! ๐Ÿ˜‚
A game of doubles, between Steve & Chris with Alex & Peter. Steve taking the throw-in, and Chris getting ready to shoot 'on-the-fly'! Peter was bamboozled by the last shot from Chris and promptly scored an own goal with the keeper! ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜…

The result of some shoot-out practice on the other table!

Old Sods play a test match...

On the eve of the 2019 SoS OSC tournament, the Old Sods check out the Stadium of Fingers, which is set up for some end of summer Subbuteo Cricket.

Ever open to inspiration and unable to avoid the temptation to play a 00-scale test match between England and Australia, the inaugural Old Sods Subbuteo cricket match commences...

This clip shows the first ever piece of footage of the event, featuring Spudski bowling to Ute Ubo, watched on by Puffin, JohnClu48 and Donald 'Fabio' Crowhurst'...

Here we witness Ute Ubo's first ever 'Old Sod' runs, with a cleverly-placed streaky edge for a boundary. Note all the slips are on the leg side for this left-hander! ๐Ÿ™„

As Rocket steps up to bowl his first over, Spud reminds the gathered ensemble of the importance of banter-esque sledging and the gold standard to aspire to...๐Ÿ˜‚
A slomo of an early wicket. Things can be bit quick in Subbuteo cricket for the naked eye, but here it was clear to all - Fabio is definitely cleaned bowled by John!!
All the Old Sods were fairly inexperienced newbies as far as Subbuteo Cricket is concerned. Here is Fabio's first delivery. Spud playing down the wrong line!
Fingers tries out a reverse sweep and a scoop shot against Fabio's bowling, with varied success...
Rudi arrives and starts his lesson in Subbuteo Cricket. First lesson - keep a close eye on the game!
Fabio getting the hang of this game, with another wicket, dismissing Down the Wing! Then Puffin humbles him with a lofted drive for four to long off...
Puffin is now getting his eye in, with a lovely square cut - the most cultured shot of the game! The Old Sods are collectively impressed - Good shot Sir!
Finger's bowling a bit of spin, which is erratic at best. Puffin 's eye is in, but he's done all ends up around his legs.
Fabio comes in to bat. Fingers shows no mercy, with unplayable spin... until Fabio hits him for six. The only 6 of the game...
In the end, the only way Fabio was getting out was by another Italian. Rudi - getting the hang of bowling...
Fabio carefully explains Subbuteo Cricket rules, tactics and nuances to Rudi, with the Olds Sods in their element.
Only watch this if you are ready - A painful experience of trying to retrieve the ball from a slip fielder's cup, while leaning over the East Stand in the Stadium of Fingers...
Ute Ubo enjoys his bowling. Fingers enjoys his batting. This contest should therefore have been well-matched. It wasn't...! One of them celebrates and one is decidedly sad...
"When you're ready" says our Italian batsman. Followed by "I wasn't ready! as the stump cartwheels across the pitch!
Ute Ubo bowls to Puffin. A wicket is claimed, but the umpire (who clearly needs glasses) doesn't give it! ๐Ÿ™„
Ute Ubo gets a little careless with no slip cordon and fails to spot the 'fly-slip' who Rocket sneakily placed into a catching position!
Back to bowling, Ute bowls a tidy over, taking out John's leg stump, leaving Australia nine wickets down in their 2nd innings.

Hat-trick ball

One close-up video clip was taken for a hat-trick ball...

Ute, was having a purple patch with the ball and had already dispatched two fine Old Sods back to the pavilion...First Puffin, and then Fabio...

The hat-trick ball was fended off by an Older and Wiser Sod (Rocket), playing a solid forward defensive shot.

Even so, the ball nearly found a way through...

The last wicket to fall...

Fingers, tries to nullify the devastating Ute Ubo bodyline bowling, by taking a long stride down the pitch.

The tactic fails miserably and Australia are all out, beaten by an innings and 25 runs!

The Old Sods then strolled back to the pavilion to watch highlights of their game.

Suffice to say there was some plentiful sledging of the umpire with some suggested visits to the opticians...

The Storyโ€ฆ

This is the story of the unfinished season...

One day in 1976, three brothers decided to play a Subbuteo league - the youngest not yet 10 years old...

They had 12 teams between them, who competed for the league championship and the FA Cup...

Southampton, Chelsea, QPR, Man Utd, Watford, Norwich City, West Ham, Liverpool, Aston Villa, Arsenal, Spurs and Man City.

Then more teams appeared, so in 1977 a 2nd division was needed. The top 6 teams formed the new first division (apart from Watford, who seemed to be lost for a few years!? ๐Ÿ™„), where they were joined by Everton, Hibs and Plymouth.

Leeds Utd were added to the second division. This belonged to the three brothers' Dad, who decided it was time to join in...

The seasons continued until 1983, but this season remains unfinished - just 4 games were left needing to be played...

The teams progress through the divisions from 1976 to 1983

The Trophies

Division 1 Cup: 1976 So'ton; 1977 Soton
Division 2 Cup: 1977 Liverpool, 1978 Everton
1978 So'ton; 1979 Chelsea; 1980 Chelsea
1979 Darlington; 1980 Liverpool
Division 3 Cup: 1979 Newcastle; 1980 Watford

Subbuteo produced a limited range of trophies. This one is the rare intact 3-handled League Cup. One of the holy grail accessories for 21st century collectors. In mint condition it could be worth up to ยฃ200. "The rarist by far of all Subbuteo trophies" (Subbuteo Emporium) "The League Cup is now the most sought-after trophy on the planet." (Subbuteo Online).

As this one was used for the Division 3 Cup and has tippex on the base, it is devalued by approximately ยฃ199... ๐Ÿ™„

FA Cup: 1976 Chelsea; 1977 Soton
1978; Hibs; 1979 So'ton; 1980 So'ton

The 1983 Season...

Division 1

Newly promoted SV Brudges losing their opening 2 games...
The table needs updating to reflect all games played...
At the top of the table, one game remains unplayed - the championship decider between Southampton and Chelsea
With Chelsea's goal difference at +9 and Southampton's at +10, all Chelsea need is a win to take top spot.
QPR are relegated, but the second relegation place was controversial with Hibs and Norwich having identical goals for and against (both 13-17). However, as Norwich won their encounter 4-3, Hibs are relegated.

The top goalscorer of the season is currently Southampton's number 11 (Bobby Stokes). Chelsea's number 9 (Peter Osgood - even though he had left by then!) could become the top scorer if he nets a hat-trick in the final game!

Division 2

Newcastle and Plymouth were mid-table after 1 game following their 2-2 draw
The final table is awaiting the last game to be played between Sheffield Wednesday and Watford...
All games have been completed, apart from Watford v Sheffield Wednesday. With Blackpool already champions and promoted, both Sheffield Weds and Watford need to win this game by 5 goals to overhaul West Ham. It looks unlikely, but who knows,,,?

Cambridge Utd end up rock bottom, relegated to division 3 along with Aston Villa.

Top goalscorer in Division 2 is currently Watford's number 9 (Luther Blisset), although Sheffield Wednesday's number 10 (Brian Joicey?) could yet overtake him...

Division 3

An opening 1-1- draw between Cork Hibs and Man City...
The final table still needs filling in...
Spurs and Man City are still to play, with Spurs still with a chance for promotion. If they get a draw then four teams finish the season level on 12 points. Balleymena's goal difference is +8, Cardiff's is +5, and Nice have +3. Spurs' goal difference is currently +9, so a draw is all they need to win the championship!

Northampton and West Brom are relegated to division 4

The division 3 top goalscorer is Ballymena's number 4 (Terry Kingon?), and he should stay there unless the Spurs v Man City game is an absolute goal fest!

Division 4

Borussia Mรถnchengladbach get off to a flyer and Coventry City get off to a disastrous start!
The table hasn't been updated yet, probably waiting for the whole season to finish first...
All games have been completed, with three teams ending up on 10 points. Hartlepool, with a goal difference of +6 are promoted to division 3 as champions. Millwall's goal difference of +3, pips Borussia Mรถnchengladbach's +1 to grab the runner's up spot and promotion.

Arsenal are relegated together with Coventry City,

The division 4 top goalscorers were Morton's number 7 (Andy Ritchie) and Bournemouth's number 6 (Billy Steel?)

Alliance Premier League

Hot Shot Hamish and Mighty Mouse get off to a great start!
The final table still needs filling in...
This was the first season of the new Alliance Premier, and with all games completed, the 8th Southend are promoted as champions, and Princes Park bag the runners-up spot, despite their neutral goal difference.

Melchester Rovers appear to have ended up bottom of the entire league! ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

The top goalscorer golden boots are shared between the 8th Southend's number 11 (Pete Osborne), and Princes Park's number 9 ('Hot Shot' Hamish Balfour)

The FA Cup

It's not entirely clear why there was a need for a preliminary round, with 48 teams in the 5 divisions.

Surely a first round of 16 games would have reduced the teams to 32 to compete in the second round?

It appears West Brom beat Sheffield Weds in the first round, although whoever Southend High beat has faded away over time. ...although this should be work-outable if anyone wants to spend the time...
So just the final remains...
Southampton, the three times winners versus Arsenal, who have been relegated from division 4.
It's all set up for a famous cup upset!

Bookings and Sendings off

The foul rule played in these games, was if a figures hits another figure before hitting the ball it was judged a foul. Obviously a foul because the player smacked into an opponent before playing the ball - a clear foul!

Apparently, this is a 'back' in Subbuteo rules, but these three brothers and the Dad didn't know this rule at the time. They played the foul rule as it clearly should be played if the figures were real people. I mean can you imagine if a football player runs up to an opponent and kicks his legs away, and then the referee says "go back to where you were" and then waves play-on??? ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

So, using this (more realistic) foul rule, there were plenty of fouls. If a player committed two fouls in a game they were booked, and a third foul meant they got sent off

The dirtiest player of the season? The 8th Southend's number 11 - Pete Osborne...

A Match Report

As reported in a conversation with Vikash Ramnath on a Subbuteo Forum

That was my thought as well Vik!! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

However, the old 3-tier stadium does make for interesting incidents. I was playing my brother on Wednesday evening. We are still trying to finish off our 1983 seasons and we were playing a third division match between Cork Hibs and West Brom (my brother was West Brom, who were already relegated).

Cork Hibs were also playing their 9th and last game of the seasons and were destined for mid-table mediocrity, win lose or draw. So the game was played more for inspiration than points, and for the first time for probably 15 years we had reached half time 0-0 โ€“ not easy to do when you play 20 mins each way. There were loads of chances and close-shaves, but it seemed like the goals and goalkeepers were having a charmed existence.

For example, I was trying to pass back to my goalie from the edge of the defensive area, and because itโ€™s too much hassle to walk round the table and lean over the 3 tiers, I leaned over from behind the goal turning my hand 180 degrees to play the ball back with my left hand holding the goalieโ€™s rod.

This body position apart from looking ungainly and feeling uncomfortable, also lends itself to a certain lack of subtlety that such a delicate flick demands. Essentially, I ended up blasting the ball back to my goalie who promptly punched the ball straight into the west stand for a thrown-in! ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

Later I was attacking with the ball by the corner flag with my lone attacker on the goal line with 2 flicks left. My brother was tying me down with defensive flicks, but to do these flicks he had to let go of his goalie in order to play them. As there really wasnโ€™t anything on I went for the old โ€˜flick the player along the goal-line whilst just glancing the ball, and then fire in a 'Hail-Mary' shot from 2 inches from the corner flag before my brother could take his defensive flickโ€™ option.

I was astounded when this actually came off, but even more astounded when my brotherโ€™s unattended goalie pushed the shot round the post!! ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ซ

The match carried on in this general chaotic vein until my brother scored what we thought at the time was the winner, in the 38th minute. It was one of those impossible to read shots where the player is 6 inches outside the shooting area and the ball 2 inches inside it. He was just able to lean over the 3 tiers to get right behind the player and caught the ball just right, slotting it inside my left-hand post.

He then played 9-0-1 for the last 2 minutes and 50 seconds! ๐Ÿ™„This tactic appeared to have worked with 7 seconds to go. He had just taken a goal kick that ricocheted off one of my players, and the ball had ended up right in my defending left hand corner arc. We both applauded the realism of such quality time-wasting tactics and we mentally prepared to play out the game by faffing around the corner flag. ๐Ÿ™

My left back then played a blinder. First he curled 25 yards (00-scale!) and just touched the ball with his head (the ball was still nearer the touchline than the player). Then he did one of those โ€˜180-degree-tight-curl-right-around-the-ballโ€™ type of flicks ๐Ÿ˜Ž and ended up in the corner right next to the ball, with only one option of passing to the goalie. He kicked it hard to make sure it reached, forcing the standing goalie to boot the ball up the pitch whilst it was on the move. At this point my brotherโ€™s spidey-sense made him turn and head for his goalie.

A midfield player played the ball on through a tight gap and the ball ended up in the shooting area, with his players all around it. My only player with sight of the ball was 5 inches from the half-way line and slightly on the other side of the pitch to where I was flicking. So, on the tippiest of my left toes and with my right foot in the air, I had to lean as far over the 3 tiers and across the pitch as I could. My finger just reached, but it was total guesswork in aiming for the ball. From where I was leaning over the West Stand I had a great side view of this player catching the ball perfectly and seeing the ball blast inside my brotherโ€™s hapless keeper inside his right-hand post. He was initially stunned, and then when the full-time whistle went one second later, he just fell to the ground in a state of dejected hysteria!! ๐Ÿคช

I love the effect this stadium can have on what is otherwise an orderly pastime! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Update - 2022!

So, 39 years after the season started, the First Division title decider was played, when a couple of the brothers caught up in March 2022!

The temptation to play a game for old times sake proved to be too much, and finally, Southampton and Chelsea took the field to play the final game of the first division, with Saints just needing a draw to end on top...

The rules were played as back then. 20 minutes each way, with no defending flicks allowed until the team in possession crossed the half-way line. This rule needs more consideration. It takes the incessant pace out of the game and creates a more relaxed atmosphere. A chance to step away from the table and enjoy the defensive action, or take a sip or two of a glass of Mackerson...

Oddly, no goals for the first half an hour, until with 10 minutes to go , when Hollins fired Chelsea ahead!

But then with a minute to go, after some intense Saints pressure Osgood fouled in his own penalty area (what was he doing there?๐Ÿ˜ฒ)...and he got booked! ๐Ÿ™„

Channon slotted in the winner, and the Saints have finally marched back in!

An early Chelsea corner, and some nervous Southampton defending...
Another Chelsea corner, but this time a great near post clearance!

The games commence...

Euro 2016 Report โ€“ Week 1

Flick Oโ€™Rooney scores goal of the championship!

A fun-filled start to the fAABI Euro 2016 was had by Jon, Erica and Steve, with the moment of the evening being a sublime chip over the keeper from close range by the famous Northern Irish Subbuteo figure Flick Oโ€™Rooney. Erica (playing for Northern Ireland) was facing an impossible situation with the Ukrainian keeper (played by Jon) bearing down on her star striker who then fashioned remarkable chip over the despairing goalie, who was heard to mutter โ€œะฏ ะฝะต ะฒั–ั€ัŽ ะฒ ั†ะต!โ€. (โ€œI donโ€™t believe it!โ€)

All matches were hard fought, and yet humorous affairs, full of much mirth and some skill. Two potentially career-ending injuries were suffered by the players, with an over-enthusiastic shot by Jon resulting in the ball flying into Ericaโ€™s front teeth, whilst Jon suffered a groin injury as a Welsh player was flicked with a little too much vigour and hurtled off the table.

Resultsโ€ฆ

Romania (Erica) 0 โ€“ 0 Albania (Jon)

[Albania win 3-2 on penalties]

Slovakia (Jon) 0 โ€“ 0 Wales (Erica)

Ukraine (Jon) 1 โ€“ 1 Northern Ireland (Erica)

[Ukraine win 4-1 on penalties]

The games progress...

โ€ฆ6 action-packed evenings laterโ€ฆ!

Final Results

Many thanks for those who turned up to take part in the final week of the Euro 2016 Subbuteo event.

We saw Wales reaching the final, where they finally succumbed to Germany 3-2 on penalties!

Also many congrats to Erica for topping the playersโ€™ table (by quite some margin!)
We hope to flick again to celebrate the World Cup in 2018โ€ฆ!

The idea was born

In 2013, a few casual conversations around shared hobbies and interests resulted in the Friends of Attend Acquired Brain Injury (FAABI) exploring the idea of holding some Subbuteo events for its community of beneficiaries and carers.

A demo event was held with the ABI Job Club clients, and their thoughts were invited on whether a series of Subbuteo evenings would be welcomed by ABI survivors. The overall impression they offered was that it would be worth promoting as a pilot.

FAABI then approached Paul Lamond Games (distributors of Subbuteo in the UK), who kindly donated teams, goals and balls for the pilot sessions. The refreshments were covered by a donation by ITV, for the use of the Stadium of Fingers in the creation of their FA Cup video, shown on ITV before the FA Cup Final between Man City and Wigan.

The concept

The Subbuteo evenings are an opportunity for participants to spend some relaxed time with fellow table football enthusiasts, playing a few games and sharing a drink and nibbles. The evenings are open to all โ€“ those who have never played Subbuteo table football and want to โ€˜give it a goโ€™, and those who used to play the game when they were younger. Standard of play is irrelevant, but a cheerful disposition is mandatory!

Six consecutive Tuesday evenings, between 6.30pm and 8.30pm between 9th July 2013 to 13 Aug 1013.

Trying out some midfield play...
In a shooting position...

The games

The final table

The champion

Jen Chandler

"Before my accident, I was 18 and I had just qualified as a horse riding instructor. Two weeks after receiving my qualification, I was in a car accident and suffered a serious head injury.

I stayed in hospital and rehabilitation for nine months. I remember feeling absolutely devastated but I just knew I had to rebuild my life.

With lots of support I eventually got work in an office and then started to look for ways that I could socialise again.

I heard about Friends of Attend ABI (FAABI) and decided to give it a go, first by joining their discussion group. Then recently I came to FAABIโ€™s Subbuteo evenings.

I had never played Subbuteo before, however having been to FAABI before I knew that it would be nothing but fun.

Initially I simply saw it as a social thing where I would just come in and chat to other people about the games. However, I started playing a few matches myself and found that I really got into it. Iโ€™ve always been a competitive person and Subbuteo bought that side right out of me! In the end, I ended up winning the entire competition and was very happy about this!

Overall, I think FAABI is fantastic. Because of FAABI, my confidence has grown and it has given me something to look forward to every week. My life now is very different to the life I had before but the most important thing is that I feel like I am living."

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