The Chasers

21/11/23
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CHASERS - Whatever club you play for, make CHASERS your second favourite club!

The CHASERS are born...

...at 7.30pm on Wednesday 27th April 2022

...in The Cherry Tree pub in Wood Lane, Dagenham, RM8 3LJ

Two tables and half a dozen Chaselings!
Gary 'Sergeant Major' Gladwell...
The games continue with Westy in the backgound...

What is it about CHASERS?

All around the UK and Ireland, folks gather in their clubs to enjoy time together flicking little bits of plastic around on a miniature football pitch.

...and since April 2022, so do the CHASERS. Gary Gladwell set about starting up a club, one of several that were set up at lockdown eased, which reflected an unanticipated renewed interest in Subbuteo Table Football. With participants from Chadwell Heath, Romford and South Essex, the CHRSE was nearly born, until some bright spark suggested putting 'and South Essex' in the middle! ??

Chadwell Heath and South Essex, Romford Subbuteo Club

...there is a certain essence that CHASERS bring. The name starts it off. Not one CHASER cares that it's a clumsy anagram. All they care about is that they are a CHASER, and together they are CHASERS!

So what are they chasing?

After finishing bottom of division 2 for the 2nd time in 2 attempts, when there are just 2 divisions, some would say everybody and everything! A little more insight would indicate they might be chasing a dream...

CHASERS in team formation

One of the tournaments hosted by CHASERS

So what is this dream?

No-one really knows, in fact it appears that no-one really cares. The standard CHASER is just happy to be here!

What happens in this dream?

Anyone who fancies getting involved, gets involved. No question about the standard of play they might be offering.

What is achieved in this dream?

Folks feel accepted, encouraged to play and improve if they want to. A safe place to play a game for enjoyment.

At Subbuteofest. Not winning anything, but you can't tell from the pic! ??
CHASERS in team formation...

Notable things that have happened

By May 2023, Sam 'The Chasette' Levy had let in 183 goals and lost 77 games, with a constant grace and a smile on her face. ?

In November 2023 Steven Jackson scored his first ever goal. All games stopped immediately, as every player applauded and cheered! ?

Also, in November 2023, Sam won her first game, winning the player of the week award (and not for the first time!). ?

Solent came to play for a inter-club friendly. There's a certain unique kindred spirit between CHASERS and Solent. ?

CHASERS regularly host open WASPA tournaments, where everyone else wins the trophies! ?

CHASERS Westy and Steve buck the trend and accidentally win trophies at the October 2023 WASPA open .?

Sergeant Major Gladwell developed a special knack of getting everyone's attention when communicating the next round of games, with his trademark "SHUT UP!" ?

The rest of the CHASERS have a dawning realisation that are in fact, the rest of the cast from 'It Aint 'Alf Hot Mum!' ? ?"The folks to entertain yooouu!"?

Adz shows admirable sufferance about being mistaken as the CHASERS mascot by all the rest of the CHASERS.... which is a tad ironic as he is currently top of the CHASERS league! ?

Sam winning one of her 'Player of the Week' awards!
Sergeant Major in full flow!
Steve Jackson receiving his award for scoring his first ever goal! ?
Steve and Westy celebrating unexpected CHASER open wins! ??
A Subbuteo 'Old School' night...
The day Solent came round to play...

CHASERS at Christmas!

The traditional Christmas gathering for 2023, involved many CHASERS, with a few other guests creating an event with a round dozen participating.

The 12 players were put into two groups of 6, Group A or Group B, with each playing 5 games with the other players.

One player from Group A was paired with a player from Group B, to make up 6 Christmas teams. The teams and players are shown below...

Leyton Ornament: Neilberto Sparkos & Train Driver
Stockingham Forest: Sergeant Major & The Reporter
Kiddertinsel Harriers: The Chasette and Adzman
Chestnut City: The Badger & Westy
Plum Pudding Argyle: Down the Wing & The Cat
Queens Park Reindeers: Jelski & Fingers

The Pitches...

The traditional Christmas pitches were set up for this event, featuring...

The Christmas Pitch
No Man's Land
Subbwarts...with the Subbwarts Express
The Stadium of Fingers
Ibiza Beach

The Ibiza pitch was lit by a UV light, and used figures painted with UV paint.

The final pitch for the event was one built by Cayne Matthews, a sturdy normal pitch that could be used by anyone needing a break from the themed pitches that haven't got sturdy barriers to hold onto.

The games...

Adzman and Fingers enjoying a Subbuteoic Christmas in Subbwarts!
Down the Wing and Jelskji with a colour clash!
CHASERS in the Stadium of Fingers
The Chasette cheerfully fending off an attack by Train Driver.
Sparkos and Westy both in the process of setting up simultaneous attacks!
Down The Wing waiting to see what The Badger is getting up to before deciding on a defensive strategy...
No Woman's Land...surely?!
Sergeant Major enjoying the No-Man's Land experience playing with the WWI flat figures with The Cat.
Neilberto Sparkos ready to defend with any figure he chooses to fend off this Adzman attack.
Soldiers from both sides are distracted by a 00-scale game of Subbuteo being played on the sidelines!
Sparkos and Westy preparing for a game of Quidduteo!
Shell doubling up on camera and producer duties!
The Reporter preparing for a game in the Stadium of Fingers. Down The Wing checking the big screen for tell-tale tactics...
Westy and Fingers about to play the first game on the Christmas pitch on...
...perfect newly fallen snow!
The Cat and Sparkos playing a later game on the Christmas pitch on...
...messed up snow!
The Chasette and Down the Wing persevering in the snow. See the video clip of their efforts (also below).
Ibiza Beach - Looks like four players have come on the pitch!
Westy and Adzman in Ibiza!
The yellow team also have a 4-player substitute option!

Other scenes...

Underneath the tree...
Fish and chips eaten, and now for pudding!
Subbuteo decorations on the Christmas tree.

...with an unexpected festive romantic encounter!

The results...

The runners up - Queens Park Reindeers!
The winners - Chestnut City!

Video clips...

A hopeful attempt by Neilberto Sparkos to thread an impossible needle...
Some creditable play by The Chasette and Down the Wing in difficult snow conditions!
Adzman snuffs out a dangerous looking cat Attack with a deft defensive flick!
Shell interrupts The Reporter to tell him there's just 5 seconds to go. Down the Wing sees it out...
Fingers' unsuccessful attempt at a 50-yard one-two, followed by the use of the platform for a 'tippy-toe' shot by Sparkos!
The Badger is stranded with a 'keeper-out' situation. Jelski has to feel hard done by with this spooky outcome!
The goal that decided the final outcome. Potentially offside, and with a dodgy flick. However, it’s a goal all day long according to the FingerFox rules, and a significant credit to the philosophy of play, that neither was called. A medal of commendation to the Sergeant Major for being completely absorbed in the game!
 

Check out rule 7.1 of the FingerFox rules, which states: “Players will try not to do dodgy flicks and won’t really be too bothered if their opponent does one every now and then… if the other player sees a finger foul, they should have a stern word with themselves for actually noticing and not being sufficiently absorbed by the game!”

In fact, this principle also needs to be applied to offsides, and the FingerFox rules will be updated to reflect this. Essentially: "If a player notices their opponent has a figure in an offside position, they will either flag this beforehand, or ignore it!"
 
Anyone who has experienced playing in the Stadium of Fingers will acknowledge that free-flowing play can be tricky, and this incident is a perfect example of the philosophy of play triumphing over the limitations of competition.

Adzman uses the Hogwarts Express as a 12th player!
Fingers' goalie saves the ball, literally on the line!
A shot through the small hoop counts as 3 goals. Adzman comes as close as anyone ever has to date!
A great defensive block by jelski, and even better attacking flick by The Badger. Jelski's keeper saves though..
Fingers using up his only life in his game with the Cat on Ibiza Beach!
The screen shots on Ibiza Beach are a little surreal!
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